User blog:KateWolf/Alpha and Omega Parody Script

I'm making an Alpha and Omega parody script. Note I love this movie and just wanna see people have a good laugh. Note this will have partialy fake story line meaning I will ocasionaly leave scenes out or add a scene. Remember, just for amusment not for mocery : 3

P.S. Rated pg for mild lauguage and violence but correct me if I'm wrong.

Humphrey : Come on boy lets break a leg !

Shakey : Why would we brake a leg Humphrey !!!

Humphrey: It's an expression.

Shakey : I knew that.

Mooch : My butt hurts and I'm scared and Hungry.

Humphrey : Shut up Mooch your are always hungrey so stop conplaining.

(Log starts to move really really fast)

Salty : If we die I hate you Humphrey.

Humphrey : If you die you won't have feeeeeeeeelinnnngssssssssss.

(Salty Shakey and Mooch all fall off.)

Lilly: OMG ! I'm not a freakin caribou !!!

Kate : Ya you are. I am gonna eat you.

Lilly : GOOOO AWAYYYYY KAAATTTEE!!!!!!!!

Kate : He is crazy world !!!

Lilly : I"M NOT A BOY YOU LUNATIC !!!!

Kate : (hits a tree)

Lilly : HAHA YOU DIED !!! NO ONE MESS WITH LILLY !

(Kate jumps high)

Kate : Humphrey ? What are you doing fool ?

Humphrey : I dunno I think I have to crap.

Kate : I don't care.

Humphrey : Whatever.

(falls)

Humphrey : I'm gonna go in the bushes.

Lilly : (plugs nose and faints)

Kate : dad lets go.

Winston : ...

Kate : NOW !

Winston : ... coming honey (smiles)

ALPHA

and

Omega

Parody

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